road to my handphone charger

i really cannot be bothered about wats happening other than things that will affect me. i'll probably never care about coe prices till the day i decide to buy a car, i'll never be concerned about the high number of HIV positive among the gay community till the day i decide to be gay(can you shoot me if i ever become one?)

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

to my only reader

haha.. at least for now... my only reader is meiyan, cause for 6months shes the only one that notice i never blog.

omg meiyan you rock! and i know you have a thing for me... no need to deny. hahah love you too.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

lebanon fights Isreal but who are they actually fighting?

i think war rocks! its a only situation that you are actually tear down everything and start again. considering modern wars kill less people then nature disasters, i'm saying why not? it allows big invading countries to bring in resources, create job opportunities, and of course steal your oil and sleep with your women too! so how great lets have a war tommorrow, would you please Mr bush?

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

the 90mins team

two words: FUCK GERMANY!

fucking home team can lose until like that.... your faggot coach say you all can dominate any country for the full 90mins... wah really didn't tot he really mean 90mins and just 90mins, you all dun get paid for playing extra time izzit? how can extra time play until like a piece of lizard shit?!?!?

i salute you.... the 90mins team.

i swear i'm having a even stronger feeling this world cup conspiracy theory is true. this is not a game.... its just a big show, drama, play... watever you call it.... its like wrestling.... all bull!

pardon my language

Sunday, July 02, 2006

i think my hair needs trimming

the ball is round: the world cup conspiracy theory

Okay this world cup thing is getting abit out of hand, comeon England lose to Portugal? Are you kidding me... how kelong is that! And I don't even wanna talk about Brazil, all those Rs.... should just Retire, or get shot, or retire then get shot. (Giving anyone ideas?)

Obviously the results for the pass 4 world cup matches are abit too suspicious don't you think. Missing incredible shots in 90mins, missing penalties (pressure is not a valid reason), and the list goes on..... Just ask your friendly coffee shop uncle while you're having lunch, I bet he'll have a more than comical explanation of individual kelong events.

I'll like to propose this conspiracy theory: (for summary scroll down)

Football to me belongs to the entertainment industry, movies, TV and sports. Widely known is theory of eastern bloc mafias influencing players, if not teams with money, sex, drugs, whatever the pleasure. Where did they get the money in the first place? Comeon... governments of course. Governments who legalize soccer betting, and who tax heavily on these earnings. The more these gaming companies earn the more tax the governments will get, and what can create more revenues for these gaming companies? Creating a result that is the least bet on.

yes yes, you super football fanatics will tell me... soccer betting don't work this way, its all about balancing both ends of the scale, for example if alot of people bets on England, betting websites will increase their winnings for Portugal (the opposition team) to attract punters, and decrease England’s winnings to turn off potential punters. So it'll balance nicely and gaming companies simply and safely earns the commission of the winnings. True to certain extend.

But....

if you already know the 90mins result of the game would be a draw and how it'll be played, for this case study, even thou millions were betted on England, companies will only decrease the winnings alittle so that it won't look that suspicious, but still attractive enough to attract millions more worth of bets. This could happen even not a single dollar is placed on Portugal.

Obviously all around the world, I can tell majority of punters will be not daring enough to place their bets on Portugal with two crucial midfield players out on suspension. This is a game I’m quite sure no matter how the odds are; the gaming companies will find it very hard to balance the scales. But who knows.... Rooney gets sent off and Portugal managed a draw. What a joke.
Gaming companies wins big.... they get taxed more by the government; the only one suffering is the low beings like us.

Summary: all gaming companies, is controlled and owned by the same entity, they belong to a consortium of countries. The consortium of countries pays terrorist, mafias etc. to make contact with football teams and fix results to their liking. The reason for the consortium of countries investing in this system is to indirectly tax their people more (bullshit to lower taxes) from the earnings of the gaming companies, which is received from the common folk's losses.

woohoo... late bloomer

hey don't blame me for being late in the frenzy to blog, i'm not here to blog, i'm here to bitch about all things big and small, things like...... the dog who jammed brake and cause me to kiss his bumper which didn't have a scratch at all, but claim he have to change the whole bumper, i hope one day your wife ties you up in bed and bring out a guy to fuck in front of you(can't imagine anything worst right now), maybe you don't love your wife and you don't really care, then i wish the gay partner of yours (who couldn't keep his mouth shut about how serious the accident is and how he had to change his whole bumper on his "lao pok car" in a totally unrelated incident) do the exact thing i said about your wife, maybe then, you'll care more for other road users not to jam brake last minute? if i had a choice i'll throw you into a "saw" situation, i'm not talking about the one which you have to cut into your gay buddy's body to retrieve a key, thats too easy for you, i'll create a brand new one, you'll wake up with your dick already cut in half, as in down the middle, bleeding non-stop, without a way to stop the bleeding, you are presented a hot boilling cup of oil, you can either drink it which probably won't kill you, or fry your two half dicks to a crisp to stop the bleeding. YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS wanker! i have alot of angst... wooo... but that feels so good. pardon my lousy english.